Maxi-Multi-tasking

Just returned from retrieving Girlie Girl from her summer class. On the way home, we stopped at Costco to pick up items for our upcoming 4th of July party. While there I had to quickly look away before I laughed out loud. A woman was shouldering (is that a word?) her cell phone to her ear while holding onto a giant lemon cake with one hand. With the other hand, she was arranging a space to place it into her already full grocery cart. The cart started rolling while she was doing this. Now that I write this, I wished I had stayed to see how it all turned out.